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LOVE
IS THE DEFAULT POSITION
OF THE HEART

AND

AWARENESS
IS THE DEFAULT POSITION
OF THE MIND

WHEN THESE TWO PARTS
ARE
IN HARMONY,

WE BECOME
AWARE OF LOVE

JUMP
INTO YOURSELF
LIKE YOU'D
LEAP
INTO A GLISTENING POND--

SWIM THEN
TO YOUR WATERFALL
AND BASK
IN YOUR
INSPIRATION

IF SOMEONE'S DOING
A GOOD JOB
SOMEONE WILL SHOW UP
TO MICROMANAGE HIM

NEW AGE HIPPIES
CAN BE JUST AS NASTY
AS A REPUBLICANS

IT'S NOT QUIET
THAT PUTS A CHILD
TO SLEEP,
IT'S LOVE

AVOID USING
THE BIBLE
AS
A FOOTBALL

DON'T BE A
GREY-HAIRIER

DON'T BE A
NAGONIZER

DASHING PEOPLE'S ICONS
IS RARELY
CONSIDERED A FAVOR

TO DO LIST:

1. CREATE A PROFOUND MOMENT
2. BRING OUT A TWINKLE IN SOMEONE
3. FIND YOUR SWEET SPOT
4. GLINT A LITTLE BIT
5. REALLY LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC
6. PUT ON YOUR HALO
7. MASSAGE A CLOSE FRIEND

ANAL PEOPLE
WHO WORK HARD ENOUGH
AND STUDY LONG ENOUGH
WILL BECOME
ANALISTS

RETAILERS NEED YOU
TO BUY SOMETHING
BEFORE THEY CAN DISCOUNT IT
FOR EVERYONE

SOME PEOPLE ROLL
WITH THE GRACE
OF
A SQUARE WHEEL

WOMEN ARE ONE
OF
THE BEST GENDERS

AVOID BEING
A
LAST MINUTER

THERE IS
NO
GOLDEN EXCEPTION

THE SCARIEST REVELATION
IS THAT WE'RE IN
REVELATION

SOME PEOPLE
CAN STARE
AT OBVIOUS
UNTIL
IT VANISHES

WELCOME VISITOR
TO LOVE'S CANDLE
SHINING IN US
AS WE TOUCH YOU NOW

YOUR BREATH COMES TO US
AND GIVES US
OXYGEN
TO INVIGORATE US

AND WE CELEBRATE
YOUR ARRIVAL
AS
WE BRUSH UP AGAINST
YOUR SWEET SPOT

PUT THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE
THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN
ANNOYING AND EXASPERATING

PEOPLE NEED TO
ARGUE LESS
AND
DISAGREE MORE

BLACK CAUCASIANS
ROCK, TOO

AVOID
SELF-SURGERY

BEING SCARED
IS DANGEROUS

THE SAME PEOPLE
WHO DENY
THE EXISTENCE OF GOD
WOULD PROBABLY AFFIRM
THE EXISTENCE OF DRAMA

A LITTLE BIT OF DECADANCE
IS GOOD
IF YOU GET PLENTY
OF SLEEP
IN BETWEEN TIMES

MUMBLERS
DON’T MAKE THAT GOOD
A SPOUSE

GRUMBLING
IS GOOD FOR RACE CARS
BUT NOT THAT GOOD
IN PEOPLE

SLOTH WILL EAT
A LAZY PERSON
ALIVE

WE MATTER MORE
TO EACH OTHER
WHEN WE KNOW
EACH OTHER’S NAMES

YOU CAN’T TEACH A DOCTOR
TO BE VAGUE,
IT COMES
WITH EXPERIENCE

DOCTOR’S FEES
ARE NOT DETERMINED
BY ACTUAL HEALINGS

SOME PEOPLE
ARE JUST
DERELECTIBLE

DON’T DOWNPLAY
THE ABILITY
TO FORGET

MARRYING
VEGAN LAWYER
IS SCARY

GIVE THE PAST
AWAY

WHY
DO PEOPLE KEEP LOOKING
IN THE CUPBOARDS
WHEN THEY KNOW
WHAT THEY WANT
ISN’T IN THEM?

SOME PEOPLE
NEED TO PRACTICE
TELLING THE TRUTH

CONFUSIONISM
HAS LEAPED
TO THE FOREFRONT
OF MODERN RELIGIONS

SINGING IN PIG-LATIN
MESSES UP
THE TIMING

GOD IS PART
OF OUR FAMILY

NEVER POLE-VAULT
INTO A LOONEY BIN

TEA DRINKERS
SHOULD AVOID GETTING
TEED-OFF

WHEN YOU PILE UP
YOUR SHIT
IT ROTS & SMELLS,
BUT
WHEN YOU SPREAD IT OUT,
IT GIVES LIFE

DRAMA,
LIKE A FORREST FIRE,
BURNS EVERYTHING
IT TOUCHES

LOVE CLEANS UP WELL
HATRED
IS ALWAYS MESSY

GOD ALONE
CANNOT ERASE
YOUR BEER DEBT

ALWAYS PLAY
IN THE KEY
OF LIFE

DISCIPLINE
WITHOUT BALANCE
IS TYRANNY

INCOMPETENCE
IS TOO OFTEN
FEARLESS

DIABETICS
SHOULD STAY OUT
OF JAMS

SOME PEOPLE
ARE WALLFLOWERS
SOME PEOPLE
ARE WALNUTS

GOOD MEDICINE
IS SOMETIMES SCARY,
GOOD WOO WOO
IS GENERALLY FUN

FEEL GOOD
IN THE PRESENT
AND YOUR HEART
WILL SPREAD ITSELF
INTO THE FUTURE
DROPPING NUGGETS
OF LOVE,
WHICH WILL WAIT PATIENTLY
FOR YOUR ARRIVAL

SOMETIMES, WHEN YOU’RE WRITING ON A BUZZ
YOU CAN CATCH YOURSELF
LINGERING ON A “U”
OR A “B”
OR EVEN A “Y”

CRAP
IS EASY TO RECOGNIZE
BECAUSE IT’S USUALLY
BROKEN, TOO

A RACE DRIVER
FACING A CURVE
FOCUSES HIS ATTENTION
ON THE INNER SIDE
WHERE HE WANTS TO GO
NOT ON THE OUTER EDGE
WHERE HE COULD CRASH.
SO IT IS WITH LIFE,
LOOK TO WHERE YOU WANT TO GO
NOT WHERE YOU DON’T

PEOPLE SEEK ENLIGHTENMENT
MORE OFTEN WITH FOOD
THAN SCRIPTURES

LOVE IS
ONE-DERFUL

LOVE
IS
OUR SPONSOR

LOVE WELLS UP
FROM THE INSIDE

SILENCE
COMES IN MORE HANDY
THAN MOST PEOPLE THINK

MORE PEOPLE MARTYR THEMSELVES
FOR MONEY
THAN MARTYR THEMSELVES
FOR GOD

SOME PEOPLE
FIND PAUSING BETWEEN MEALS
INCONVENIENT


WHAT WOMEN WANT:

WOMEN WANT MEN
TO KNOW WHAT THEY WANT
WITHOUT HAVING
TO TELL THEM


WHAT MEN WANT:

MEN WANT
A COMFORTABLE
EASY CHAIR

PEOPLE NEED
TO RING BELLS MORE
AND NECKS LESS

DRUNKENNESS IS SUPERCEEDED
ONLY BY GREED
IN DAMAGE
TO THE SOUL OF MAN

SOME PEOPLE THINK
IF WE ALL CONCENTRATE OUR EFFORTS
AND TIRELESSLY COOPERATE
WE CAN PROMOTE WAR
ALL THE TIME

333
IS THE SIGN OF THE
BABY BEAST

SOME PEOPLE
ARE UNCLOUDED
BY ANY PREJUDICE
EXPERIENCE MAY BRING

ALLOW YOUR FRIENDS
TO
CALM YOU DOWN

AVOID DANGER
NOT
ALARMS

BEING SCARED
IS DANGEROUS

SOME PEOPLE
AREN’T READY
TO BE READY

REJECTION
IS JUST ACCEPTANCE
TURNED INSIDE OUT

PERFECTIONISTS FROM HELL
ARE
ONLY VISITING HERE

DON’T ARGUE
WHEN YOU’RE ANGRY

AS A BOOK IT’S GOOD
BUT IT’S ALL WORDS

TAP YOUR INTENTION
POTENTIAL

COME FROM YOUR SOURCE

CRAFTY PEOPLE
WORK
WITH THEIR HANDS

THOSE
WHO DWELL
ON PROBLEM AVENUE
WILL NEVER LIVE
ON EASY STREET

SOME PEOPLE
GO BETTER
IN A CLUSTER

LETTING THINGS SETTLE
SETTLES A LOT
OF THINGS

Thou shalt not
own anybody

Some people
don't visit enough;

Some people
visit too often;

Some people
never go away

Most people
find
giving criticism
more fulfilling
than
receiving it

Some people
could procrastinate
some of their words
without harming
anyone

Have you ever noticed
that a gentle wind
sounds like applause
as it blows
through a cluster
if Cottonwood trees?

and
if you close your eyes
you can almost hear
a standing
ovation.