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IF SOMEONE'S DOING
A GOOD JOB
SOMEONE WILL SHOW UP
TO MICROMANAGE HIM

NEW AGE HIPPIES
CAN BE JUST AS NASTY
AS A REPUBLICANS

IT'S NOT QUIET
THAT PUTS A CHILD
TO SLEEP,
IT'S LOVE

AVOID USING
THE BIBLE
AS
A FOOTBALL

DON'T BE A
GREY-HAIRIER

DON'T BE A
NAGONIZER

DASHING PEOPLE'S ICONS
IS RARELY
CONSIDERED A FAVOR

TO DO LIST:

1. CREATE A PROFOUND MOMENT
2. BRING OUT A TWINKLE IN SOMEONE
3. FIND YOUR SWEET SPOT
4. GLINT A LITTLE BIT
5. REALLY LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC
6. PUT ON YOUR HALO
7. MASSAGE A CLOSE FRIEND

ANAL PEOPLE
WHO WORK HARD ENOUGH
AND STUDY LONG ENOUGH
WILL BECOME
ANALISTS

RETAILERS NEED YOU
TO BUY SOMETHING
BEFORE THEY CAN DISCOUNT IT
FOR EVERYONE

SOME PEOPLE ROLL
WITH THE GRACE
OF
A SQUARE WHEEL

WOMEN ARE ONE
OF
THE BEST GENDERS

AVOID BEING
A
LAST MINUTER

THERE IS
NO
GOLDEN EXCEPTION

THE SCARIEST REVELATION
IS THAT WE'RE IN
REVELATION

SOME PEOPLE
CAN STARE
AT OBVIOUS
UNTIL
IT VANISHES